Florida Statutes, Title XVI, Chapter 837, Section 837.06, False Official Statement.
and no, I'm not the governor of Florida, so what I want to do WOULD be illegal for me to do it ... but it wouldn't be for Jeb to do it.
Can you guess what I'd do if I were governor? BWahahahaha
No...but your intense fascination with feces and male genitalia indicates that it would be a violation of the Florida Statutes, Title XVI, Chapter 800, Section 800.02, Unnatural and Lascivious act.