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DFU SONG: It's a Heartache (sorry, Cubbie fans)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 10-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 10/15/2003 10:01:41 PM PDT by doug from upland

NOTE: I have not been a baseball fan for some time, although I was an absolute fanatic in my youth and part of my adulthood. I really rooted for the hapless Cubs, hoping they would finally break the jinx. It was not to be, once again. Diehard Cub fans, please don't be insulted by this. It is not meant to do that. Have a few brewskis and wait until next year. For years, I felt the pain of the Dodgers and Lakers. I know what it was like.

MIDI - IT'S A HEARTACHE

It is a heartache...Cubbie fans, a heartache
How much more can you take...'till you go insane

Your team is losing...they are always losing
Fans have turned to boozing...so they can escape

What's with the goat thing...awful cursing goat thing
Bad luck it's sure to bring...happens every time

If you live a century...a World Series you won't see...it's true
One more time you watched 'em choke...yes, they really are a joke...they blew

It is a heartache...Cubbie fans, a heartache
How much more can you take...'till you go insane

It's like a dart, man...straight into the heart, man
Now you've got the Bartman...he will live in Cubbie fans' lore

(short musical break)

If you live a century...a World Series you won't see...it's true
One more time you watched 'em choke...yes, that team really is a joke...they blew

It is a heartache...Cubbie fans, a heartache
How much more can you take...'till you go insane

It's a heartache...Cubbie fans, a heartache
How much more can you take...'till you're insane

You keep hoping...they make you keep hoping
And you go on coping...until you've gone insane


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bartman; elchoko; heartache; soclose

1 posted on 10/15/2003 10:01:41 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I think this qualifies as abuse
2 posted on 10/15/2003 10:05:44 PM PDT by RWR8189
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To: RWR8189
Sorry, I was also really hoping they would finally do it. When they got an extra out because of a bonehead fan, I knew there was trouble. It changed everything.
3 posted on 10/15/2003 10:10:34 PM PDT by doug from upland (Arnold cannot be compared to Clinton.......Clinton is a vicious biting perjuring rapist)
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To: doug from upland
I think that what I like about you as that you find the most APPROPRIATE songs to fit the situation you write about. I try to to even though it may mean biggie trouble for me. ;c)

Guns, Linux and Liberty. ;c)
4 posted on 10/16/2003 7:22:26 PM PDT by Coral Snake (Why do we allow a purjuring, software pirate traitor to continue to run our computers?)
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To: Coral Snake
Thanks. Give me the links to your songs.
5 posted on 10/16/2003 7:27:35 PM PDT by doug from upland (Arnold cannot be compared to Clinton.......Clinton is a vicious biting perjuring rapist)
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To: doug from upland
Here the three of my own that I would be the most proud of now. There is a fourth one but I wrote it when I was acting as an anti Linux troll and mispelled my screen name on it. Therefore that one I would rather NOT display. ;c)

Coral Snake Tech Song: Bycycle Built for two (Bill Gates's source code software piracy)

Coral Snake Tech Song: The Battle Cry of Freedom (The Linux Cry of Freedom)

Coral Snake Tech Song: Tenting on the Old Camp Ground (The SCO 'Pump 'n' Dump.)

If you are wondering why a Freeper would be so hard on "capitalists" Like Darl McBride and Bill Gates and so supportive of a "communist" operating system like Linux one of the reasons is that Free Republic RUNS ON LINUX. The other is that Bill and Darl are a lot lest "capitalist than they let on. One (Darl McBride) seems to make his money entirely off frivolous lawsuits while the other (Bill Gates)has a well known track record of attending Leftist meetings sponsored by sworn commies, supporting abortion, gun control and the United Nations and has recently supplied his SECRET (as opposed to open) Windows source codes to Communist China in order to keep their business therefore committing a form of the SAME TREASON that Bill Clinton committed. Therefore he simple reminds me of another "Slick Willie" that we had to endure for eight years and I think you know the one to who I am refering. You have written enough songs about him. Bill Gates also has a long record of copyright and patent violations thet seem to get settled with NDA based "agreements" while the companies involved go out of business. I hope that this explains the rationale behind these songs.

Guns, Linux and Liberty ;c)

6 posted on 10/16/2003 8:19:08 PM PDT by Coral Snake (Why do we allow a purjuring, software pirate traitor to continue to run our computers?)
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To: doug from upland
By the way I just found a new Song Parody subject for your area of expertice. HOLLYWIERD LIBERAL JERKS.

Mike Farrel just got through giving some whiney support for
that cop killer Mumia Jammal on O Riley if you are interested in another MASH version.

Guns, Linux and Liberty. ;c)
7 posted on 10/16/2003 8:58:15 PM PDT by Coral Snake (Why do we allow a purjuring, software pirate traitor to continue to run our computers?)
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To: doug from upland
Thanks! It's the thought that counts. ;-)
8 posted on 10/16/2003 9:05:20 PM PDT by BlessedBeGod
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