[Moonman62]

So, if you're sitting at a game and happen to find yourself lucky enough to be in the front row along the line, don't act like a dumb kid and reach out into the field of play and screw up another man's livelihood.

But if you do, don't wear a cap, glasses, and headphones that make you look like a dweeb.

[Rebelbase]

"But if you do, don't wear a cap, glasses, and headphones that make you look like a dweeb."

Its the turtleneck that gives him a dweeb appearance.