My definition of lame is intentionally striking a batter, threatening other players with projectiles to the head, taunting a septuagenarian, and then claiming fear of said septuagenarian as a reason for scratching his face and throwing him to the ground face first.
Class act, that Mr. Martinez.
As a young man I had a 70/80-year-old bar patron take a swing at me. I blocked his punch and stepped away, trying not to laugh.
You mean you're not a young man anymore?