There is no Curse of the Bambino. Rather the failure of the Red Sox to win is a blessing from God. That's right. Boston fans are thugs who destroy others' property whenever any Boston sports team wins anything, and that's not even world titles. God is protecting us from the idiots who are fans of the Red Hosers.
Jason Giambi just homered. Stick a fork in the Red Hosers. It's over. Wait until 2018.