If Bill Clinton Were an Addict, Here's how Rush Might Spin it

STL Post-Dispatch ^ | 10/12/03 | BillClellan

[annyokie]

Somewhere in a parallel universe, where we are the same people but things have happened in slightly differently ways, Rush Limbaugh greets his loyal listeners this morning.

"Lots to talk about today. You all know already that Bill Clinton, our former president, has admitted an addiction to prescription drugs.

[annyokie]

Flame-retardant suit on.

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[annyokie]

ping

[TheExploited]

Incoming! Red Alert! Shields Up!

[Constitutional Patriot]

Bill is an addict:

Cocain
Attention
Treason
Chubby Interns
Infidelity

[Paul Atreides]

Power
Adulation
Sex
Attention
Himself

[JoeSchem]

Well, the story is on Page 2, and right next to his photograph, in large boldface print, is the following quote: 'I take full responsibility for this problem.'

I'm sorry, Bill Clinton admitting the truth on anything bad about himself is not something that would occur in even a parallel universe. A perpendicular one, maybe.

[annyokie]

It's a satire, my man.

[Mr. Buzzcut]

Clinton would have bit his lower lip, filled his eyes with tears and ... blamed his problem on the Reagan tax cuts ...

[ancient_geezer]

Flame-retardant suit on

Already been posted & Zotted, you just late to the party?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1000444/posts

[concerned about politics]

Sooooo many Rush mind readers, soooooo little time.

"It's interesting to see the way the liberal media are playing this. I'm looking at a copy of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the Saturday, October 11th, edition - the day after the big announcement. Well, the story is on Page 2, and right next to his photograph, in large boldface print, is the following quote: 'I take full responsibility for this problem.'

It would never happen. Bill never confessed to anything. He'd just brag about himself and how he "pulled it off".

[concerned about politics]

It sounds like the left is furious about the nations compassion. Gee, too bad, aye? They thought they had him destroyed for good. LOL

[annyokie]

I guess. I've been watching baseball. There's no reason to zot this article.

Why are you posting a zotted link?

[Coral Snake]

ZZZZZOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!

[I got the rope]

[Coral Snake]

Time for the Viking Kitties.

[joesnuffy]

HIs brother Roger was overheard saying Bill was a coke head...had a nose like a vacume cleaner...
Hitlery said that Billy was a 'sex addict'...

[Coral Snake]

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

[annyokie]

Lighten up, for Pete's sake!

[Ronin]

I hate to admit this, but the guy does make a point. It reads just like Rush sounds. I could actually hear Rush's voice in my mind as I read it.