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Esther and Sally, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community,
are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet,
nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.

Esther says," Sally, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to
him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely."

Sally agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and
says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and
I were wondering why you looked so lonely."

"Of course I'm lonely, he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in
prison."

"You're kidding! What for?"

"For killing my third wife. I strangled her."

"What happened to your second wife?"

"I shot her."

"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"

"We had a fight and she fell off a building."

"Oh my," says Sally. Then turning to her friend on the other side of
the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Esther, he's single."