[RichInOC]

Dear Arianna:

Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?

Sincerely,
Rich

[LasVegasMac]

Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?

Has has that profession pissed you off lately, or what?

Seriously though, we have enough loonies in this town.

LVM

[TexasCowboy]

"Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?"

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[Moonman62]

Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?

You want her to go deeper in debt, don't you?

[jackbill]

Dear Arianna:

Have you ever considered the profitable and exciting life of a Las Vegas callgirl?

Sincerely,

Rich

Actually, if she kept her mouth shut, she should be able to garner at least $1K for a quickie. Since I don't travel in her circles, I may be underestimating the potential.