[tsomer]

he has quit trying to act in order to give his full attention to knitting sweaters from his back hair.

Are you talking about those hair shirts he's making in honor of the fallen Nicaraguan peasants?

[TigersEye]

Are you talking about those hair shirts he's making in honor of the fallen Nicaraguan peasants?

No, that's Alecs Baldwin and he's using chest hair.

Assner is sending his sweaters to Afghanistan to keep "disaffected freedom fighters" warm. Don't tell him but they are being diverted to Saudi where they are disassembled and rewoven into beards for follically challenged clerics.