[Thebaddog]

Good one. The truth to the lie in your parody is the back hair.

[TigersEye]

Oops! That was quite an oversight in my impersonation. Good catch!

[TigersEye]

I was going for the flavor of his innate meanness by attacking irrelevant and imagined physical traits and personal tribulations without mercy. Even though I let a fact slip in I think I captured his essence quite well, don't you?

[Devil_Anse]

Dog Training Tip:

When housebreaking your dog, pick a word or phrase to use while the dog is doing its business. Repeat this word or phrase as many times as possible when you see the dog doing business, so that the dog comes to associate the word/phrase with doing its business.

This way, you need only stand outside for a short time, before your dog does his business and you can take him back inside.

My dog is trained to do his business upon hearing the words "Al Franken". Thanks, Al!