Two doctor's opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town fathers were not too happy with the sign and they proposed: "Hysterias and Posteriors." The doctors didn't find it acceptable, and suggested: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." The townsfolk didn't like that either and countered with: "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again, by now the story was in the papers and suggestions began rolling in: "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives," "Minds and Behinds," "Lost Souls and A$$holes", "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Queers and Rears," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," "Loons and Moons." None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on:
BTW, Al Gore carried this town overwhelmingly in the '00 elections.