[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

having had to confront these sorts before (though not kirker personally - but his American counterparts) I've gotten a lot of milage from waiting until they accuse me of being a "rightwing,fundamentalist Charismatic" and then correcting them by saying "no you mean a heavily armed rightwing fundamentalist Charismatic!" Sometimes it takes a second or two for that to sink in, but once it does, the heretics'facial reactions can be priceless! :-) 10 posted on 10/13/2003 11:39 AM PDT by ahadams2 Anglicanism

Yes, folks, it's true... A VAST conspiracy of hypoglycemic, gun-toting, wife-beating white supremacist mountain men in the hills of Idaho are plotting to keep sodomy out of the Church of England. The Brooks Brothers suits are just a clever disguise. [irony]

[ahadams2]

yes, and never mind they're being led by African and Asian clergy most of whom have more than one earned doctorate!

Which brings up another fun thing to do when confronting the heretics - point out the inherent racism of their remarks....this can provide hours of entertainment!