[Cubs Fan]

The man behind the curtain is... a childless, twice-divorced, thrice-married schlub whose idea of a good time is to lie on his couch and watch football endlessly."

Oh, the Horror, THE HORROR!!!

[SerpentDove]

>>...whose idea of a good time is to lie on his couch and watch football endlessly.<<

And that, my friends, is called having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.