[Pharmboy]

San Francisco Billy Dolls

Shown here in brown hair and available in blonde (natural, really). Fitted in that always chic, "Castro" attire. Billy proudly wears a strand of "freedom rings" over a silk screened "Billy" sweatshirt. Look at those beef-cake thighs. I'm all yours honey.

[Palladin]

But does he have his own camper, condo, horse, pool, and speedboat, like Barbie? Plus 2,500 different outfits, a gazillion accessories, AND a complete wardrobe of wigs??