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What the h e double hockey sticks? Papers please!
1 posted on 05/14/2020 9:20:47 AM PDT by Zenyatta
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Taking names. Growing up in Nazi Germany, my mother was told not to say anything in public.


2 posted on 05/14/2020 9:22:25 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Hey Jay!

Screw You!

"We WILL NOT participate in your FASCIST plans!

3 posted on 05/14/2020 9:22:33 AM PDT by G Larry (The People must shutdown the tyrants.)
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Take out to go!


4 posted on 05/14/2020 9:22:42 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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Log everyone as John Galt or Dagny Taggart.


5 posted on 05/14/2020 9:23:09 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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List of Diners:

Stew Pidazz
Mike Hunt
Ho Lee Fuk
Ivan Yerkanoff


6 posted on 05/14/2020 9:23:26 AM PDT by LeonardFMason (Lou Dobbs)
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Just tell them your name is Mike Hunt, or Amanda Huggenkiss.


7 posted on 05/14/2020 9:24:37 AM PDT by Boogieman
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Everyone should sign the register as Juan Pepe Smith and leave the Governors office Phone Number.


8 posted on 05/14/2020 9:24:49 AM PDT by eyeamok
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Name, sure, it is BOND, JAMES BOND.


9 posted on 05/14/2020 9:24:54 AM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
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Name? Donald Duck

Phone number? 206-EAT-S**T
10 posted on 05/14/2020 9:26:55 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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Jay Dimslee is drunk with "power" these days. My phone number is unlisted for a good reason and no way does any stranger get my email address.
I'll sign in as Winston Smith.
11 posted on 05/14/2020 9:27:01 AM PDT by dainbramaged (That information is classified. Request denied.)
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2 for Biden please.


13 posted on 05/14/2020 9:28:21 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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Like I would surrender my ID to eat at a restaurant?


14 posted on 05/14/2020 9:28:29 AM PDT by silverleaf (President Trump: Do not trust China. China is asshoe!)
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Will the restaurants be required to check IDs? Or will there just be a sign-in sheet? Because if it’s the latter, I’m Boorack Obama, and this is my wife Moochelle.


15 posted on 05/14/2020 9:28:31 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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How about photo I.D.’s while you’re at it? And make them leave a hefty deposit on the way in, test them for the virus when they leave, and if they test positive, confiscate their deposit and use it to save your sorry-ass state.


18 posted on 05/14/2020 9:29:44 AM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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Use names from The Simpsons, the ones Bart used when calling Moe’s.


19 posted on 05/14/2020 9:29:47 AM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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Jefferson to Washington in Heaven: “Did you know that the state named after you is pulling this s—t?”


23 posted on 05/14/2020 9:31:25 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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Friggin’ National Socialist Democrats won’t stop.


26 posted on 05/14/2020 9:32:12 AM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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Years ago, at some open house event, my dad signed in as RONALD JUDGE, address at 107 CIRCUIT COURT.

We should all do this. How many of you want your private information entered in some database because you went out to dinner?

It could be a long line at McDonalds if this applies to fast food places as well.


28 posted on 05/14/2020 9:32:56 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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Contact tracing is basically useless now. That horse left the barn.


29 posted on 05/14/2020 9:33:44 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (There's a stairway to heaven, but there's also a highway to hell.)
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The fake ID business is going to explode....who says the economy is hurting? ;-)


32 posted on 05/14/2020 9:36:28 AM PDT by cgbg (New poll: post elderly voters like Biden's experience as Wilson's VP fighting the Spanish Flu.)
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