The hospital wanted to get her out of the building as soon as possible. She was probably seen as one of those patients who is always complaining , pressing the Nurse Alert Button and threatening to sue about something.
“Take two Tylenol and one Tums as needed, then DO NOT call us in the morning.
Reminds me of my favorite part of Overboard. The Dr. & Sheriff high-fiving on the identification of her ahem- birthmark.