Well, let me tell you, the people at Slate are complete and utter morons, because they not only only think that Ohio is the “middle of nowhere”, they also think that Westerville is a cute, quaint, sweet “small” suburb in the middle of nowhere, specifically, Columbus, Ohio. Oh, and it would help them if they picked up on the local lingo. Graeter’s isn’t an ice cream shop in downtown Westerville, it’s uptown. While Slate didn’t name Graeter’s, I’m fairly confident that’s where this little shindig with Perez was held.
Westerville is an upscale suburb of Columbus - we could have taken the elites on a tour of Polaris Parkway and showed them the other side of Westerville. What was the ice cream shop on Cleveland just north of Schrock Road - was it Knights?