Oh blah blah. JJ raised 1.5 million in a month. I’m collecting signatures for his ballot and everyone up here is signing it.
I’m going to find some gun control statement from the final dnc candidate and distribute copies of it *everywhere* because they’re all hunters and they just need prompting to get them to actually vote.
Last time the voting places here said they were getting people who had not voted in 10 or more years...
Oh yeah? Well we can get 400% turnout in Detroit from people who never even existed! So there!
-The Michigan Democratic Party-