I certainly hope that no one in West Virginia drinks as much as Christine Crazy Fraud or Ms. Gang Bang of 1982-2012, so that they don’t inadvertently vote to re-elect Senator Spineless Sack of Schit.
The good thing is that he’ll likely tick off those few WV residents who are hard-core Leftists, and probably not fool that many others, so he’ll be consulting starting in January.
I always vote in the morning ... gotta make sure I'm sober. Us hillbillies don't start sucking down the moonshine until after noon.