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Trump did not have and therefore, use a cigar. But Bill did. ; )
Donald Trump didn't lie about secret deals with foreign countries and banks. He didn't destroy top secret evidence during an ongoing investigation. He didn't hide his speeches to Wall Street bigwigs and banks. He didn't get millions in donations from the banks after voting to give them taxpayer money. He didn't lose 6 billion dollars of taxpayer money.
And on and on, and don't give the media a second to interrupt.