How about this one (to the tune of "Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am!")?
Wham!
Bam!
Diazepam!
(sung to the tune of "The Candy Man")
Who can soothe "Granny Clinton"
When her brain seizes up
Who can fix her head when she starts barking like a pup
The Diazepam man!
The Diazepam man!
The Diazepam man 'cause he got his syringe to keep the campaign lookin' good!
Who can take a trainwreck
Put some lipstick on a pig
Changing adult diapers is sure a thankless gig
The Diazepam man!
The Diazepam man!
The Diazepam man 'cause he got his syringe to keep the campaign lookin' good!
