[Haiku Guy]

Well, then... you go ahead and focus on the burning, all-important end times issue of ever-vigilant potty patrolling, and I'll just hang out over here with the larger group more concerned with matters of national sovereignty and survival. Whatever lets you feel most useful, ultimately.

And what about raising taxes and going squishy on abortion?

I guess those don't matter much either.

What will be the next "too strong" Republican position to be abandoned?

When Trump reiterates his previous support for Touchback Amnesty, remember to deploy your Shocked Face.

[fortheDeclaration]

Nothing is going to save Cruz, get used to that fact.

[WhiskeyX]

President Ted Cruz will certainly improve the employment situation after hiring all of those TSA agents to be strategically stationed outside of the rest room facilities all across the United States with their blue gloved hands ready to inspect the genitals of America for conformity to the new Federal standards. Pity they cannot also police the pre-exit hand washing standards while they are at it.