And the second and third place trophies are bigger and shinier!!
Are you trying to put Chinese trophy makers out of business or something? Jk. Devil’s advocate though; As a parent, you pay your $79 to get the kid into the league and eat a summers worth of chicken lip roller dogs to get that 3rd place dust collector. The kid is thrilled to walk up and get his trophy with his compatriots. It’s not all bad. When they play for keeps, only one team wins the Super Bowl. As it should be.