[Mastador1]

For those whose family newspapers don’t carry these words, or those who have, for good reason, never heard them before, the translation is exactly what you think it is. For family audiences, this means that she was the object of a sexual act by a man....

Did little susie estrogen get all in a dither when the liberal media described the Mondale/Ferraro schlongi......I mean shellacking in the same terms? And how many family audiences have not been subjected to far worse at the movie or for that matter on the Disney Channel. What a maroon!

[alloysteel]

Schlonged - beaten with a snake or snake-like object.

A bull whip or horse whip resembles a snake.

An expert with a whip never even has to touch the victim with the snapping end of the whip, which has a crack much like the sound of a high-velocity bullet, and for much the same reason. The sound itself is caused by the tip of the whip moving at supersonic speed.