I love watching that guy - he is SUCH a pussy that you think to yourself 'how much more pussiness could you fit inside one man' ... and that makes it interesting to listen to him. I always smile. If he was a neighbor's dog, I'd be friendly to him and pet him on the head, give him a bone even though he was barking at me like that platypus in Start Wars. He's one of the few people I wouldn't mind stalking me and trying to kill me for my whole life - because I'd point him out to my friends and say 'hey look - there's lindsey!' and they'd all say 'hi lindsey!' I know he's actually done a lot of damage ... but he seems so harmless, softer and lighter than dough.
Have you ever wondered why Linda’s not married????? ah duh