"The last president we had from Hope, Arkansas left a really bad taste in my mouth.
Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach.
She sees something in the sand.
She picks it up. It is a lamp.
She rubs the lamp. It starts to glow and out pops a genie.
The genie says: “Monica, you have been naughty in the past so you only get one wish!”
Monica thinks about this. She has packed on a few pounds so she looks at the genie and says: “I want to get rid of my love handles!”
The genie says: “Your wish is my command!”
And POOF!!! Her ears disappear!