Right before the DNC convention, Hillary will announce to sex-starved, crotch-twitching Democrats the long-sought ancient Oriental practice of "sexual acupuncture."
Bill actually went to the Orient--all-expenses paid by the Clinton Foundation----to learn the ancient practice, and to secure the precious gold-tipped needles used in the technique.
The Clintons will sponsor on-site free treatments for Democrat convention-goers. Well, yes---it does hurt a little. But name me one Democrat who does not want to be acupunctured into a human sexual dynamo---into a non-stoppable sex machine?
Harry Reid was the first to sign-up. Even some of the old Democrat broads, who haven't had any in years, signed up for the all-star sex-relay team......Barbara Mikulski, Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi.....to name a few.
Sandra "The Crotch that ate DC" Fluck, and Texas loser...Abortion Barbie-Wendy (who will do anyone for a buck)...will also be on-hand.