When I got busted for underage drinking back in high school, the police officer stood in front of us and made us dump it out on the pavement and then gave us a lecture.
But we didn’t get a ticket and he didn’t tell my parents.
You got away lightly, Pal. Sounds like you were a more serious delinquent than Ted. Turn yourself in now before your guilt eats you alive!
One reason I liked to run around with the police chief’s son
Me too... In fact, dumping it on the ground constituted my first beer.
The cops would just take all our beer. They got free beer, we didn’t get ticketed. Fair enough, I guess.