The gaydar is sounding on this one. This writer is obviously envious of a real man.
Ditto that. Flaming. Just a handful of examples from throughout the article:
* First, to use this lame example of some obscure character, Martin Prince, from an obscure Simpson's episode;
* Highlighting that Martin secretly wants to be a Queen rather than a King (which Neal OBVIOUSLY identifies with!);
* He perceives Senator Cruz as having the ... hubris of an irredeemable nerd (projection anyone?!);
* He seems to relish dispensing boob bait for the bubbas, and shows no sign of changing that behavior any time soon. wtf?;
* “Gosh, Ted Cruz did this and it was annoying and awful.” gaydar ... gaydar ... gaydar