True.
I have zero experience in politics, and am generally a failure at life, and I would make a better president than most on that list.
A dead cat would be a better choice than the majority of the list.
Below is a link to one of the best strips on the 1984 Meadow Party Convention, for those who can remember Bloom County.
http://www.thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=82487