[2ndDivisionVet]

Oh, good grief! Is every loser from the last 15 years going to run this time? No Huntsman, no Huckabee, no Santorum, NO BUSHES, NO CLINTONS, no Romney, no McCain, no Gingrich and no McCain!!

[svcw]

Huntsman? WTH?
The nan us a loser.

[Nifster]

The only way this buffoon could be president is every person in the US died. Maybe he ought to try the other party that has Kankles running

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

This is what it must have been like to watch the ‘62 Mets - every ineffective loser pitcher from the last 4 years gets another chance.

At least we’d get to see more of Huntsman’s daughters, though....

[Vendome]

Show me your golden tablets and I’ll think about it...

[Theodore R.]

Who knows, Red Hampshire could give him a boost this time.

[GeronL]

After seeing “consensus” and “realist” and the advice of going petty and vindictive - I stopped reading.

[Texicanus]

Support for all these candidates seem to appear out of nowhere as election time nears. These candidates never express their views on any day-to-day controversial matters and appear in public view only before the next election. There is always little information available on them except that which their supporters or the media give us.

The real candidates in my opinion have been waging the day-to-day battles on the controversial issues. They have a historical record on how they stand on them between the elections. They have battle scars which prove or deny it.

[Linda Frances]

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept Stupid people the way they are, Courage to maitain my self-control, and wisdom to know if I act up on it, I will go to jail...

[Kackikat]

AMEN AND THANK YOU...A New Candidate FOR 2016, Someone with a GOOD track record and WITH EXPERIENCE of actually making a difference somewhere! No Community Organizers...

[Taxman]

Run Sarah! Run!

Run Allen! Run!

[Elsie]

Office of First President & Living Prophet®:

November 8, 2012

Fellow MORMON Freeper Christians!!

 

I must apologize and ask for forgiveness from you all.

 

As you know, we at Headquarters NEVER tell you pew warmers how to vote. It says so right in our press releases. Anyway, we were ALL thrilled to the max when there were two – TWO! – MORMONs being touted in the primaries: Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman.

 

Talk in our upper chambers high above SLC was how our gods were favoring us with these men; who had prepared their entire lives for an opportunity to save this Nation; which so badly needs guidance: OUR guidance even! So naturally, I and the other twelve analyzed and discussed the situation.

 

Consensus was that the voters should listen to the inner urging and vote for the one they wanted; but that seemed to be leaving WAY too much to chance.

 

I decided, that since I am the ONLY man on earth that can hear GOD’s voice, that I would pray for wisdom and clarity in the matter.

 

I hadn’t used the fleece in a while, so I questioned GOD with a test. A paper, with Romney on one side and Huntsman on the other was to be placed by the air conditioning vent high above my desk in the sumptuous office the Full Tithers have provided.

When the air would kick in later in the evening, while I was home, the paper would be blown down and whomever GOD wanted would then be visible on the upper surface.

 

As you can probably guess, when I came in the next day, the paper had landed on my desk, with Mitt’s name on top.

Last night, I was staying late, praying to GOD about how it was even possible that Mitt lost, when the janitorial cleaning crew came in. Being surprised to find me here, they apologized for interrupting me. I said to them, “It mattereth not, as I was about to leave anyway.”

 

As I was going out the door, the foreman of the crew just happened to mention that my office is ALWAYS so neat and tiny, never anything out of place, that they barely have to do anything to tidy up. Then one of the sweepers said, “Except that time in the spring when we came in to clean and found a paper with Huntman’s name on the floor by your desk. We put it back on your desk and left.

 

 

Tommy M.

 

PS Keep praying that Huntsman will add an “H” to his name. Jon looks so dang effeminate!

 

Onward to 2016!!!

[Elsie]

Hanging around Huntsman had precisely the opposite effect exposure to most politicians has on me; it persuaded me of his merit.

There are 100's of thousands of American CHRISTIAN voters who will NOT vote for a man of 'merit' who cannot see through the very plain DECEPTION that is Mormonism.

Did you not LEARN this last time?