[GeronL]

I am sure there is space being made in the Gulag for these 10

[Mastador1]

If it was secret how come we are hearing about it? Now secret is:

Greg: What do you intend to do sir? Delta's already on probation.

Dean Wormer: They are?

Greg: Yes, sir.

Dean Wormer: Oh. Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation!

Greg: Double secret probation, sir?

Dean Wormer: There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus emergency. Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter. You live next door. Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right? [Greg nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.

I'm sure Reid and his butt lackey McConnell could come up with something.