Ann needs a few sticks of butter. She’s soooo slender... and tall.
But as tough as Michelle is... I think Ann is more “mean”. You either respect someone or fear them, really. Tall slender conservative women (because of personal experience with one) attract but ultimately intimidate me.
I see your point. Ann IS meaner, I think, but it seems to be a fly-off-the-handle, unstable meanness. Once, during the 2012 election, I was in my car & listening to Hannity interview Coulter about Romney. She became completely unhinged; she was actually shrieking. Hannity kept telling her she was hysterical. I had reached my destination, but it was so riveting, I sat in my car and listened until the end.
In contrast, Michelle is the type who smiles and knows just where to stick the knife so it's most effective.