I, too, prefer the old “soft shoe” when it comes to corpses! LOL! How much noise can a shoe tap make on a troll corpse?
111 posted on 01/16/2014 11:40:35 AM PST by Monkey Face
(I'd like to give thanks to my feet for supporting me and my arms for being at my side at all times.)
I guess that would depend on how stiff it is. You could dive into a pool if the rigor has set in....
117 posted on 01/16/2014 12:12:31 PM PST by Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")