When it comes time for the tar and the feathers, the vast majority of my supplies will be reserved for Republican elitists.
I’ve been saving feathers my whole life so I could make designer wings when I got to heaven, but then I thought, well, heaven prolly has all that stuff already and just what if I end up NOT in heaven...you know? So I am going to donate all my feathers for the cause and special order deliveries of ice water for the other thing every day.