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Bowhunting M-16 Sharpsooting, Skydiving Soldier Runs for Miss America
Examiner.com ^ | 09/11/2013 | Steven H Ahle

Posted on 09/11/2013 1:02:15 PM PDT by Red Statements

“She's a redneck boy's dream come true. Theresa Vail is a bowhunter, an M-16 sharpshooter, skydiver, national guard soldier, gease monkey, and also Miss Kansas. She's been a motorcycle racing queen and can skin out a deer with the best of them. And if that wasn't enough to melt your heart, she is also devastatingly beautiful. She is not, to say the least, your typical beauty queen contestant. She will also differ from past and present contestants in another way. She intends to let the whole world see her tattoos, which include the Serenity Prayer and the army's medical insignia. Usually contestants have their tattoos removed or covered stratigally by their bathing suit.

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TOPICS: Issues
KEYWORDS: missamerica; misskansas; nationalguard; theresavail
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To: Rio

Oh, no!!! Why the tattoos, Honey? Great up until then.


61 posted on 09/11/2013 2:35:40 PM PDT by nikos1121 (“To err is human; to forgive, divine.” Alexander Pope (1688-1744) English poet)
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To: Red Statements

Tats!!!

Buh bye

I’ll still give the look up and down and then back up again, stopping to gaze at certain vistas on her outstanding figure.


62 posted on 09/11/2013 3:03:36 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: nikos1121

Tattoos.....what tattoos?


63 posted on 09/11/2013 3:15:59 PM PDT by rdcbn
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To: goodwithagun

Depends on which organs you consider vital, don’t it.


64 posted on 09/11/2013 3:33:24 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: NonValueAdded

The doe is lying in the girl’s front yard, and it isn’t even field dressed?


65 posted on 09/11/2013 3:44:52 PM PDT by Rannug ("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
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To: Red Statements

Someone somewhere is sick of her shite...well...maybe not...


66 posted on 09/11/2013 3:47:08 PM PDT by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Uncle Miltie
Oh no!!! Not cute little squirrels too...

lolol...

67 posted on 09/11/2013 4:25:37 PM PDT by Iscool
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To: Envisioning
Nice shot on the doe.

What doe???

68 posted on 09/11/2013 4:29:34 PM PDT by Iscool
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To: Professional Engineer

Thank ye kindly for the ping

Regards

alfa6 ;>}


69 posted on 09/11/2013 7:28:43 PM PDT by alfa6
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