You aren’t allowed to bitch slap this little dumbed-down child.....you might hurt his wittle self-esteem, don’t you know?
This little boy might run home and smash all of his participation trophies, and then tear up all the gold stars his indoctrinators gave him in kindergarten just for showing up and taking a dump.
Seriously, this child isn’t qualified to shine Sarah Palin’s shoes.
Can I kick him in the balls like a fairy?