[SoConPubbie]

"Mr. Candidate, if a twelve-year old girl is raped by her uncle, should she be required by law to continue the pregnancy to full term and give birth? Yes or no, sir???"

And if that candidate is an ACTUAL, SINCERE conservative, he/she will answer yes.

And simply add that while the circumstances of the conception are tragic and undeniably wrong, it will not make it better to murder the unborn child, but will simply make it worse for the mother.

[Notary Sojac]

As stated by your conservative candidate:

"Mr. Candidate, if a twelve-year old girl is raped by her uncle, should she be required by law to continue the pregnancy to full term and give birth? Yes or no, sir???"

"Yes. But while the circumstances of the conception are tragic and undeniably wrong, it will not make it better to murder the unborn child, but will simply make it worse for the mother."

As it will appear on every nightly news show, every night up until the election:

"Mr. Candidate, if a twelve-year old girl is raped by her uncle, should she be required by law to continue the pregnancy to full term and give birth? Yes or no, sir???"

"Yes."