[RegulatorCountry]

Australians love Green Acres like the French love Jerry Lewis. It's deeply imprinted upon their collective psyches to the point that they subconsciously apply it to every rural American scenario. They no more understand "Appalachia" than our own northeastern media corridor understands it. They were taken in by a tongue-in-cheek festival, so the local yokels decided to have a little more fun with them, and will be laughing their A off upon reading this.

[elcid1970]

Down Under must be one crazy place. A disarmed citizenry with muzzies everywhere attacking nonveiled women.

Did the “article” mention that our hillbillies are armed to the teeth? I didn’t bother to read it but that detail would just add to the heap of Aussie contempt for us bloody yanks.

“Why should I travel? I’m already here!”