UNDECIDED VOTER: Well...I haven't really decided yet...
SOUP NAZI: NO BALLOT FOR YOU!
“What say you?”
I was asked by someone if I heard about Obama and the insurance penalty thing. I said “yes,” and then told him, “and, you know, the guy who invented that stuff was the other guy, Mitt Romney.”
‘What!?”
“In Massachusetts, he instituted RomneyCare with a mandate and a penalty. And he lies about it too. Says it was successful, even though it isn’t. He even lies about wanting it on the federal level. He wrote it in his book, took it out. He talked about it in interviews...”
“Yeah, and then he changed when he saw people hated it?”
“Yeah.”
“So who else is there to vote for?”
“Nobody. Just those two.”
“We’re screwed!!!”
“I know! That’s what I’ve been saying.”
I think the moral of this story is you shouldn’t send me to undecided voters.
I personally know people who have decided this week to vote for Romney because of Obama’s weak foreign policy. Because of his ignorance our Ambassador was slaughtered.
Obama is one evil bastard.
Actually, I can’t imagine anybody being undecided at this point.
The choice is simple.
You’re either a freedom-loving American wishing to preserve at least some of our independence OR you’re a Marxist/Socialist wanting to invoke slavery upon yourself via a ‘Big Brother’ police state style government.
A vote for 0bama = End of America as we know it.
A vote for Romney = We live to fight another day.
UNDECIDED VOTER: Well...I haven't really decided yet...
SOUP NAZI: NO BALLOT FOR YOU!