“Oprah” will be banned.
All lunch breaks will be declared illegal.
Membership in unions will result in your incarceration.
Jerry’s Kids will have to walk alone.
All life as we know it will instantly end as every cell in your body explodes at the speed of light (don’t cross the streams!)
“Barney” will be executed.
Women will no longer be permitted to think.
Evil, greedy corporations will own you.
Vegetarians will be chained to a wall and fed meatballs with a slingshot.
Senior citizens will be rounded up and sent to gulags to die.
Have I left anything out?
I’m visualizing the one about the vegetetarians and the slingshot...LOVE it. Now that is funny.