Posted on 09/08/2012 6:28:19 AM PDT by Repulican Donkey
If Obama loses in November, the kittens and puppies will all die!
Toilets won’t be needed since the oceans will rise and flush mankind away!
One of the celeb Dem speakers said if Republicans win women will lose the right to vote.
Their BIGGEST fear, the mother of ALL FEARS, is that they will actually have to go to work if Republicans get back in charge.
Big toenail clippers will be forever banned.
You can’t write an absurb prediction. The Democrats already said every stupid thing you can think of. I was watching Laura Ingram on the O’Reilly Factor last night and she had some “expert on race and politics” on. This person, with circus clown hair and uncontrollable giggles, said that Romney wanted to take away women’s right to vote, their freedom of “choice”, their ability to get an education, and access to healthcare.
With that level of stupid on display, Laura tried to nail her down on just one of those asinine claims: the right to vote.
Well, Clown Hair just replied that voter ID is what she’s talking about.
Women can’t get IDs?? Really?
But if I had to make a crazy Democrat preciction, I’ll go with this one:
“I Romney is elected, he will take away the free pony that Obama promised you in 2008.”
Or if they are being subtle, they could claim:
“Romney is a Mormon and you know that Mormons don’t believe in unicorns, so if Romney is elected, all the unicorns will die.” (This one works for the anti-Mormons here on FR too.)
“If Romney and Ryan win, the poor workers at Solyndra won’t be getting any more taxpayer money!”
Oh wait...that’s probably true.
If Romney and Ryan win all women will be forced to have babies.
You grandma will take about your Wii and make you look for a job.
Upon losing, Democrats will unanimously rally round the cry that the word “job” is a racsist term....
Teachers will no longer be allowed to give students the answers on national standards assessment tests, leading to even worse results for U.S. students compared to the rest of the world and widening the achievement gap between whites and Asians on one side and other minorities on the other.
HA! Why make them up? The Leftists have already given us theirs, via Twitter:
Ellen Barkin: “ if Obama loses the election. A police state will be just around the corner. No s**t.#Terrified (Asterisks mine.)”
Lady Gaga: “# i say we try to build a new planet and all go live there.
And the ever-popular “#ifobamadontwin” is pure comedy gold:
#they are going to close down every McDonalds cuz Mitt Romney kno black people like it
#we going back to the cotton fields. Lightskin niggas finna turn darkskin. & darkskin niggas finna turn to ashes
#it’s back to Africa for ALL of us. Or slavery. The choice is yours.
#Gas Will Cost $9.99 A Gallon.
#they gone put all our asses in concentration camps Lika hoe
# Im knocking out the first white person i see
#who down with overtaking the government?
#IMA START A RIOT IMA START A RIOT!!!!!!
The moon will swallow the sun and darkness will occur in the daytime, unless you bow down and give allegiance and votes to His Majesty, Emperor Obama of the North American Republic.
If Republicans win, bras will be illegal and all feminine products will be privatized. :o)
This looks like fun bump for later!
Loony left caterwauling will continue unabated.
People will be judged by their character and abilities rather than by their skin color or sex.
I deeply resent being called a 'butlet'.....:-)
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