[dfwgator]

“....And the trees are all kept equal. By hatchet, axe and saw.”

[cripplecreek]

In Michigan, our dogs ride inside the car.

[Beagle8U]

Trees in Michigan are anything but equal. The trees in the northern part of the state are rather stunted from cold long winters, while in the southern most counties they grow fast and very tall.

The stupid bastard doesn't know anything about the state, much less it's trees.