Probably not nearly as good as yours, but not bad.
Probably not nearly as good as yours, but not bad.
Laphroaig has a really good promotion that when you buy a bottle of their tasty scotch, you are given a 1-foot-square plot of land on their section of Islay. They send you a deed to the land and even promise that you get a free dram of scotch in payment for their use of the land. You can claim your payment in person at their distillery.
How tempting is that?
Dude, I won’t be in today. Huh? No, I’m going to Scotland. Um, to pick up my deed. Well, no. Um, it’s a, well, square foot. No, of Scotland. Wait, no. Um. ... you don’t ... never mind.