[JRandomFreeper]

Sure, Texas is so corrupt that North Carolina had presidents elected one after the other after Andrew Jackson... Oh... Wait... the offical border hadn't been set then.

Take your Texas envy elsewhere.

LBJ was a primo barstid. He's gone. We've fixed a lot of things since then.

/johnny

[Happy Rain]

Texas envy?

One word—”Perry”

All we get from Texas are illegal alien rapists, murderers and thieves who used Texas as a highway.

Give them amnesty if you want but keep the rotten bastards in YOUR state, OK?