Alice for President? We could do worse. Well, we already have.
He’s certainly Conservative enough, not counting the makeup and costumes, of course.
I can see him now. No one would be able to stand up to “The Look©,” so the House and Senate would be putty in his hands.
Nixon beat him back in ‘72.
OTOH, who’d buck a POTUS carrying a sword and a whip?
[whattaya mean “not counting the makeup and costumes”? I look pretty much like that every time I leave the house and you’d be hard put to find somebody more conservative than I am]...:D