[backwoods-engineer]

Deep South, Foghorn Leghorn sounding lobbyist to replace the first black president™ in 2012

(FL voice) "I say, I say, BOY! What kind of ferin' policy ya tryin' ta run heah? The chicken hawks have pecked away at yer brain, boy!"

Umm, yeah, I can't see that workin'.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Ya talk so much yo tongues gonna get sunburned. I’m over here, boy! Pay ‘tention!