If paleoPaulie is your only hope, then kiss your money goodbye. Conservatism is about a lot more important things than your money.
Conservativism is mostly about smaller government.
Taking less of my money, yes, in part, but also a government limited in scope to those things explicitly mentioned in the Constitution.
It seems like you think, and a good number of freepers think, that Conservative = what you like.
Banning transfats = ridiculous liberalism
Banning marijuana = good conservativism
Your version of conservativism really doesn’t sell too well except to those who agree with you on everything.