[thecodont]

Palin took a giant, probably dispositive, step toward the GOP nomination last night. She will win Iowa. She will win South Carolina.

That's because Sarah Palin carries a huge map of the U.S. in her head, and she sees every state at once.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Nope, I’ve been assured by ABC/CBS/CNN/NBC/NPR/PBS and NYT/WaPo/LAT that she’s a redneck moron that can barely read and just got plastic surgery or somesuch.