Under normal circumstances, this would be a lark. But IMHO, the voters are becoming tired of Kennedy, who is back in rehab. Also, Loughlin is a credible candidate in his own right and the mood of the public is turning in our direction.
I think Kennedy drinks in rehab. The SOB is always there.
Are you ready for the punchline?
The above story is from April, 2001.
It's Rhode Island. The place is hopeless.
Is this the drunken junkie Kennedy who crashed his car in the middle of the night in DC and claimed he was “on his way (hic) to a vote”? Or is this the drunken junkie Kennedy who assaulted an airport security guard. The two got into a fight at Los Angeles International?
Maybe it’s the drunken junkie Kennedy who trashed a rented yacht to the tune of $28,000? Or the drunken junkie Kennedy who took a girl out on that same yacht only to terrorize the girl so badly she had to summon the Coast Guard to rescue her?
Oh wait! It’s all the SAME Kennedy. Rhode Island’s own Patrick Kennedy. And once again Rhode Island will re-elect that simple p.o.s. in a landslide. Hey, it’s Rhode Island, where the collective IQ is apparently lower than a litter of mice.
Now this is one incumbent I’d REALLY like to see tossed out.